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There's a difference between hearing and listening, like there's a difference between looking and seeing.
I like the warmth of it all.
Beautiful.
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."-Jack London
Her face (I think Mal said this was Kristyn?) is a little cold, which is interesting... a serene scene and her plain, calm face kinda makes it seem more still, like time is slowing down for the moment.
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"What? Do you expect me to pull randomness out of my hat? like some sort of parlor trick??? *gasp*" ~Mal R.
I find myself in this big city prison, that's risen, from the vision of mankind; Designed to keep me, discreetly, neatly in the corner.....
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"You must get emily chocolate, she needs to keep up her strength!"
-My little brother
"Sometimes I can't tell if you are quoting lyrics or just yourself."
-Roval Janery
"We are going deep into nerd territory here..."
-My friend Wesley
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"You must get emily chocolate, she needs to keep up her strength!"
-My little brother
"Sometimes I can't tell if you are quoting lyrics or just yourself."
-Roval Janery
"We are going deep into nerd territory here..."
-My friend Wesley
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